He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
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the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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