God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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