Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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