Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
drinking out of a sandbucket again
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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