Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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