ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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