i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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