I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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