Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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