lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
