do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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