Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
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I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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