Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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