i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
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I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since