They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Shame is for Republicans.
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