This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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