apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
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We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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