Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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