I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
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i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
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Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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