Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
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