I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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