I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
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