nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
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