Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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