Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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