question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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