We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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