oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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