Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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