But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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