After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Randomize
