I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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