K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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