theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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