he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
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we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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