Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I supernannyed him into submission
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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