how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.