she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
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She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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