The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
vagina is talking i cant
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.