I wish i was in the wii world.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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