WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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