no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
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I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
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I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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