Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
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