dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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