very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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