I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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