Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
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I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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