he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
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What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
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I'm experimenting with sincerity
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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