..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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