I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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