you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
Found the puke drawer
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
