Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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