Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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