After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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