Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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