Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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